She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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