What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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