Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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