Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
