strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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