rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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