ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
