And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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