Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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