Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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