Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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