yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
