In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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