He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We got so high we made milksteak
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
