the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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