you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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