So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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