his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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