belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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