I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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