should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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