yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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