then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
