So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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