ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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