Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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