My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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