Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I will be naked everywhere
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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