Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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