nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I love having hate sex.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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