There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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