: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm too high and old for this...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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