Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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