Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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