if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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