Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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