this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I have post one night stand depression
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
