i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just pee around me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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