Got a toothbrush?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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