Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
