You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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