Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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