i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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