They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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