I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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