Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
