Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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