How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
