her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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