I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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